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After successfully carrying out the above steps, let it go, and move on with your life.

Whoever the Bitch is, nothing how to fuck with someone hurt them more than to see that you wkth don't give a shit about them, that you have moved on and found success in your job, relationship, school, or new friendships. Like the old cliche goes, revenge is a dish best served cold.

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If the Bitch was in your circle of friends before, exclude them from things you do together or refuse to acknowledge the Bitch when you're out with your friends.

It's best just to play nice, as a general rule, but when someone fucks you over, there's nothing more how to fuck with someone than being a sap who sits at calary escorts and cries about it. Ever the advocate of peaceful resistance, I will say this much: Now, let's say you've either completed the steps above and realized it's just not enough to satisfy your vengeance, or you know you're the type of person who won't take satisfaction in anything less than publicly humiliating someone to get someons at.

Before you read any further, I must warn you that publicly ruining someone's life is no joke. You can't put the genie back in the bottle; once how to fuck with someone person's reputation is destroyed, no amount of creative spin can erase the public's memory—just too O.

Simpson or Anthony Weiner. Again, doing your homework is of utmost importance, because without certain information and knowledge, it will be very difficult to carry out any of these methods. This may be the ideal venue to expose the Bitch's Ponzi scheme or insider trading, but not as appropriate for broadcasting how he heartlessly broke up with you by text somoene. Direct the pair to show up at the Bitch's workplace, preferably when he is presiding over a board meeting or pitching a how to fuck with someone vip club sex an important client.

Look at those lips! Not limited to men, this tactic may be even more effective if used on a female Bitch, for while deadbeat dads are a dime a dozen, what kind of she-monster would abandon her own child?


Picture a beautiful, cloudless Saturday morning at a neighborhood park, where your former employer is how to fuck with someone her kid's soccer game, her unjust firing of you the furthest thing from her mind. Parents in neighboring seats recoil from the defamed soccer mom, protectively thai massage balgowlah their children as they scurry out of the park, forgetting in their haste to ask who is providing refreshments for next weekend's game.

Hiring a skywriter could eat up a few of your unemployment checks. An aerial banner is a much cheaper way to go, as it only requires one plane and allows you to display a more complex message. Unlike vapor, a banner will not disintegrate into thin air after fifteen minutes. All the materials you'll need are readily available at your local arts-and-crafts store, and in your backyard.

Start by gathering some big sticks and milf dating in Howells a large burlap sack for the body. The head can be as primitive or as detailed as your artistic abilities allow.

Encourage curious neighborhood children to toast s'mores over the blaze, and bring along a Confederate flag to throw in if you want to attract the local TV news crews, and maybe even earn a spot on CNN. Telling the Bitch's story from your point of view can be a cathartic experience, and if you are lucky enough to get your book published, you can spread news of his crimes far and wide.

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Quickly, I'm up off the floor, grabbing my boots, and out in the hallway before anyone could I have noticed I was where I wasn't supposed to be. All ssomeone all: Total mission time from sliding into the office, to stepping back out, maybe a minute, maybe.

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Magazines, cups, dolls, sex toys. How did I know it was him?

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Repeat ad nauseum.